Daria (TV Series)

Lane Miserables (1999)

Alvaro J. Gonzalez: Trent Lane

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• Daria Morgendorffer : [Daria, trying to imagine her future, comes home to an out-of-shape Trent]  Trent, honey, I'm home!

  Trent Lane : Hey.

  Daria Morgendorffer : Good day?

  Trent Lane : Not much happened.

  Daria Morgendorffer : Don't worry, Trent. I'm sure Mystik Spiral is on the brink of success...

  Trent Lane : We really should change the name.

  Daria Morgendorffer : ...and I don't mind working double shifts at the gene splicing lab until you make it.

  Trent Lane : Face it, Daria, we're never going to get our big break. I gotta get a real job. Um, I'll need some money to get my tattoo removed.

  Daria Morgendorffer : Honey, we have to save right now. Trent Junior needs glasses. Thick ones.

  Trent Lane : Don't you understand? Every time I look at this stupid tattoo, it reminds me how I've wasted my life. But I'm not giving up. I'm determined to lie here on the couch until things turn around.

  Daria Morgendorffer : Oh, Trent. Whatever happened to the man I married?

  Trent Lane : We never got married, remember? I overslept.

• Trent Lane : Umm... there were some phone messages I almost forgot about.

  [Refers to writing on hand] 

  Trent Lane : Let's see... Penny's coming in from Costa Rica. Some kind of problem with a volcano, and dad's finished taking pictures of Celtic rock formations. He's on his way back to print.

  Jane : What's that written on your other hand?

  Trent Lane : ..."Change name of Mystic Spyral to Something Something Explosion."

• Trent Lane : I'm sorry I broke the rules. We don't really have any rules at our house, right Janey?

  Jane : Well, there's that one about not building a fire in the rooms that don't have fire places.

  Trent Lane : You know, I once lived in a tent in the yard for 6 months, waiting for someone to invite me back in the house...

• Trent Lane : Has anyone seen Jane?

  Vincent Lane : She was just standing there a few minutes... uhh... days ago.