Daria (TV Series)

Road Worrier (1997)

Alvaro J. Gonzalez: Trent Lane

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Quotes 

• [Trent, Daria, Jane and Jesse get stuck in a traffic jam] 

  Trent : This is just like that R.E.M. video, only you can't read everyone's thoughts.

  [we see Daria and the caption "Thank God"] 

• Trent : [Daria. returning from peeing in the bushes. climbs into the van and sits]  Cool, Daria?

  Daria : Yeah. I'm ready for my abuse, Mr. DeMille.

  Trent : [cars begin slowly moving]  Hey, looks like the traffic is letting up.

  Daria : [to Jane]  They're... not going to make fun of me?

  Jane : For peeing in the woods? They're in a band, Daria. Those boys puke on each other on a regular basis.

  Jesse Moreno : [to Trent]  That reminds me, you owe me a shirt.

• Trent : Daria, do you ever feel like you are wasting your life?

  Daria : Only when I'm awake.

• Trent : We're thinking of changing our name. Do you think if we spelled Mystik Spiral with two y's it would be better?

  Daria : [thinking]  And if I spelled my name D-a-r-y-a I'd be crowned Miss America.

• Jesse Moreno : Oh, man. That was Curtis Stalano.

  Jane : Who?

  Trent : He graduated with us. Now he's working in a toll booth. Whoa.

  Jesse Moreno : You'd never catch me at a job like that.

  Daria : [Thinking to herself]  Because it falls under the category of employment.

  Trent : Hey man, we're artists. Who knows where we'll be in five years.

  Daria : [Thinking to herself]  Still living over your parents' garage?

  Jane : [Loudly whispering]  Say it, Daria. Whatever you're thinking, say it. If you don't, they'll go on like this for hours.

  Jesse Moreno : We've got a vision.

  Trent : Eyes on the prize, man. Eyes on the prize.

  Jesse Moreno : Yeah, and this guy's not about selling out.

  Trent : No way.

  Jane : 'Cause for that to happen, you'd need someone interested in buying.

  [pause] 

  Jane : Well someone had to pick up the slack!