10 Breakup Tips Specifically Written for Recently Single Taylor Kitsch

In a recent interview, Glamour Guy of the Month and possible cause of global warming due to hotness Taylor Kitsch revealed that he recently went through a "terrible breakup" and that his chosen form of therapy was playing hockey (no surprise for a native Canadian.) That sounds fun, Timmy Riggs. Hockey is great and all. But I think I speak for every red-blooded woman on the planet when I offer you these 10 alternative tips for getting over your next breakup. Or really, for any time: Call me. Call me. Call me. Call me. Call me. Call me. Remember, Texas forever. Call me. Call me. Call me. Don't overthink it, Taylor. I sure do. Do you support my strategy? Have your own breakup tips for Taylor? Well, keep them to yourselves, nerds. I'm the expert here. (JK JK JK.) OK, OK, real breakup tips here: *10 Breakup Tips From the Wise Friend You Always Listen To *Heartache 101: 4 Breakup Rules for Dumpers and Dumpees *The Ultimate Breakup-Anthems Playlist